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Upload the evidence
Drop in one clear room photo. No measurements, mood board, or design vocabulary required.
AI interior honesty engine
Your room asked for this roast.
Upload one photo. Get a brutally funny design roast, three genuinely useful fixes, and a share-ready video card in about 15 seconds.
First roast free. No design degree—or thick skin—required.
AI verdict
“Your lamp is doing all the emotional labor.”
1One photo in
2A roast in about 15 seconds
3Three useful fixes out
4You control what gets shared
How the damage is done
Comedy first. Better rooms second.
RoastMyRoom turns interior-design uncertainty into a fast feedback loop you will actually want to share.
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Get roasted in seconds
AI finds the awkward layout, chaotic color story, and questionable decor—then turns it into a sharp, savage-but-helpful roast.
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Leave with three real fixes
Every joke lands with practical next steps, so your room improves after your group chat finishes laughing.
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Share the damage
Export a captioned video card made for room tours, stories, and tagging the next friend in line.
Pay per burn
No subscription haunting your bank account.
Start free, then buy roast credits when your apartment—or your friends—need another reality check.
First Burn
Try the format on one room.
$0
one-time
- 1 room roast
- 3 practical fixes
- Shareable result card
Best value
Apartment Tour
For every room—and a few retakes.
$7
one-time
- 10 room roasts
- Captioned video cards
- No RoastMyRoom watermark
Group Chat
Pass the phone and roast everyone.
$15
one-time
- 30 room roasts
- Captioned video cards
- No RoastMyRoom watermark
Before you submit evidence
Fair questions. Honest answers.
Your beige era ends here
Give your room the feedback friends won’t.
Upload a photo, take the roast, steal the fixes, and tag whoever deserves to go next.
Roast my room free